Just in time before the alcohol ban, Che Culo will host a Golden Era Hip Hop night tonight. Sure we could just write an article about it. But surely there must be a better way…
What’s On Phnom Penh brings you:
Friday is always a good day…
Just waking up in the morning gotta thank God,
I don’t know but today seems kinda odd.
No barking from the dogs, no smog,
And momma cooked a breakfast with no hog.
I got my grub on, but didn’t pig out,
This Friday will see Che Culo host a hip hop night out.
Hooked it up on later as I hit the do’,
Thinking Gold School Friday is in another 24,
Hosted by Dj Niko Yu at Che Culo.
I gotta go cause I got me a tuk tuk with a drop top,
But if I get a motto, I can make the price drop.
Had to ignore a red light,
Looking in my mirror and not an Iphone jacker in sight.
And everything is alright,
I got a beep from from Niko Yu and he can scratch all night,
Called up the bongs and i’m askin’ y’all,
You going to be at Che Culo and be ready to ball?
Get me on St. 302 in BKK 1 and I’m trouble,
Take advantage of those great drink promos and get me a triple double.
Freaking Golden Era hip hop everywhere like M.J.,
I can’t believe, today is a good day.
Drove through riverside in rainy season and got hit by the showers,
Didn’t even get no static from the cowards,
Just yesterday those tuk tuk drivers tried to overcharge me,
Imagined there was a respectable police force and laughed right past me.
No flexin, didn’t even look in a barangs direction as I went the wrong way up the Monivong Intersection,
Went to Che Culo hip hop night and felt like I was watching Yo! MTV Raps,
What’s the haps and craps.
Shake ’em up, shake ’em up, shake ’em up, shake ’em
Roll the shots in a circle and watch me take em.
It starts at 8, not 7, not 7, but make sure you come before 11, get some Cambodia’s from the 7/11.
Seven even back do’ little Dj Niko,
The promo’s are great so you won’t need much cash flow,
Get really drunk and join the bongs outside and start yelling domino.
Plus nobody I know got killed in Kampuchea,
I gotta say it was a good day-a.
It’’s Friday and we hope you got paid,
Come to Che Culo to listen to hip hop from the 12th grade.
It’s ironic, Che Culo had the brew and we are sure someone will have the chronic,
The Cambodian People’s Party will try and beat the FUNCINPEC.
I enjoyed the big fat drink promo
Pulled out a dollar and thought ‘well this ain’t much dough’.
And our love for hip hop at Che Culo runs deep, so deep, so deep ain’t nobody going to sleep.
Won’t get drunk until around 1,
We won’t hesitate to call Che Culo the hip hop top gun.
Stumbled to the pad and i’m coasting,
Took another sip of the potion and wondering why that car only has a 3 wheel motion.
I was glad the hip hop night will be worked out,
Dropped my ass to TLC and then around 4 chirped out.
Che Culo will be like one of those fly dreams,
After the hip hop night you will see 51 flashing those high beams.
No motodup looking for a murder,
Two in the morning got an I-burger.
Even saw the lights of the Olympic Stadium blimp,
And it read Che Culo hosting DJ Niko Yu is a pimp.
Get yourself drunk as hell but please no throwing up,
Half way on-to the dancefloor and my instagram blowing up.
Today I didn’t even have to overpay tuk tuk drivers to use an AK,
I gotta say it was a good day.
For full details check out the FB Event here: